Hirntot group photo
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 6:55 am
1. FruiT – likes to climb trees and collect apples and oranges. Sells them at the local fare to make ends meet. Also doubles as a ventriloquist dummy.
2. c0rnn – first monkey to ever be sent into space and return successfully. Became a genius by accident when diving headfirst into an empty pool. Believed to be somewhere between 80-100 years old.
3. Liquid Sn. – plays the banjo and sings duet-style with his dog on guitar. Once the lead singer of a band called “Pearl Harbor and the Explosions”. Eats worms.
4. MaryJane – chicken-hearted and dunderhead. Became Miss Mongolia in 2008. Had fifteen marriage proposals but stayed faithful to her farm animals.
5. benny – Russian spy known to wear women’s clothing as disguise. Came up with the Malaysian Chest Implosion Torture. Believed to have helped Trump get elected.
6. Harlekin – direct descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdalene. Frequently visits UFOs with his astral body. Can intercept subjects in their dreams and hypnotize them.
7. dichterhund – animal rights activist who have survived countless assassination attempts. Was on a “cheeseburger only” diet for 20 years. Now a vegan and will not eat anything that hurts animals in any way.
2. c0rnn – first monkey to ever be sent into space and return successfully. Became a genius by accident when diving headfirst into an empty pool. Believed to be somewhere between 80-100 years old.
3. Liquid Sn. – plays the banjo and sings duet-style with his dog on guitar. Once the lead singer of a band called “Pearl Harbor and the Explosions”. Eats worms.
4. MaryJane – chicken-hearted and dunderhead. Became Miss Mongolia in 2008. Had fifteen marriage proposals but stayed faithful to her farm animals.
5. benny – Russian spy known to wear women’s clothing as disguise. Came up with the Malaysian Chest Implosion Torture. Believed to have helped Trump get elected.
6. Harlekin – direct descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdalene. Frequently visits UFOs with his astral body. Can intercept subjects in their dreams and hypnotize them.
7. dichterhund – animal rights activist who have survived countless assassination attempts. Was on a “cheeseburger only” diet for 20 years. Now a vegan and will not eat anything that hurts animals in any way.